At the rate they’re going and with the company they’re keeping Bruce will soon be a misogynistic peep show addict while Fran will be speaking full Strine within weeks.
Posts Tagged ‘magna’
Fran the Hoon
Posted in expats, melbourne, tagged collingwood, hoon, magna, speeding fine on November 4, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The Hoonmobile validated
Posted in aussies, australiana, melbourne, sport, tagged bloody idiot, booze bus, boy racers, dob in a hoon, hoon, magna, melbourne, Mountain Goat, northcote on September 27, 2008 | 3 Comments »
It took him back to Sunday nights in Nottingham, when the local retards would gather from across the Midlands to parade their modified Vauxhall Novas, Ford Fiestas and Citroen 2CVs around the “circuit” in one of the most pitiful and misconceived attempts at manliness (far less glamorous than its assumed title, the “circuit” was actually a small ring road around an ugly 70s concrete stack car park).
A rude awakening
Posted in melbourne, travel, tagged accident, hoon, joyrider, magna, melbourne, police, st kilda on August 12, 2008 | 1 Comment »
His brain’s REM state still lingering, Bruce was filled not with panic, but with excitement. His bright red Magna stolen by underworld crims, used in a bank robbery then forced off the road into a ditch in a high speed police chase. Ace!

